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nowthatswitty: More witty here :)

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:04:58 -0400

nowthatswitty:

More witty here :)

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:03:50 -0400

DAT ass

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:55:27 -0400

DAT ass

gumwad: dreamdeath: Yuji Moriguchi Omg yess

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:47:03 -0400

gumwad:

dreamdeath:

Yuji Moriguchi

Omg yess

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:46:52 -0400

sad-flowers: powerperfgirl: omfg it’s transparent whoever...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:46:22 -0400

sad-flowers:

powerperfgirl:

omfg it’s transparent

whoever made this transparent, thank you

crossmyporcelainheart: osamah: DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:42:21 -0400

crossmyporcelainheart:

osamah:

DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD

AWW

FUCKING SATANIC CREATURES.

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:01:47 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

porn4ladies: Self portrait, age 28.

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:23:42 -0400

porn4ladies:

Self portrait, age 28.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 18:23:03 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 04:47:40 -0400

fxshionjunkee: xo

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:47:38 -0400

fxshionjunkee:

xo

nevver: Lift

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:46:57 -0400

nevver:

Lift

bornbythesea: Cam Damage

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:45:56 -0400

bornbythesea:

Cam Damage

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Wed, 22 May 2013 04:24:10 -0400

Ladies and Gentlemen, Elijah Wood.

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:22:14 -0400

Ladies and Gentlemen, Elijah Wood.

sawsbuckcoffee: dont f*cking sass me youtube

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:19:49 -0400

sawsbuckcoffee:

dont f*cking sass me youtube

Now: horny.

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:16:13 -0400

Now: horny.
In an hour: horny.
Tomorrow: horny.
Next week: horny.
Next month: horny.
Sleeping: horny.
Eating: horny.
Having sex: horny.
Accopolypse: horny.
Dead: horny.

dstroyed: ≡

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:15:17 -0400

dstroyed:

≡

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Wed, 22 May 2013 04:14:52 -0400