I fucking love this man.
Back in the day my dance teacher had been on a dance team, go fucking figure, and there was a girl on the team with her that was dumber than a box of rocks.
Here is how.
One day she left her purse on the bus after an away game and they all went to the bus people to see if they had it or not. When the lady asked to describe her purse she said and I quote
“well it was really big, yellow, had black stripes and numbers on it.. But I don’t remember the exact numbers.”
LMFAO. REALLY!? Describe the fucking PURSE not the bus!!! Ahahah.
Story made my day.